Just in Case You Were Wondering (or You've Been Revealed!)

So. I just took a peeksie at my analytics, the data about my Web site--who visits, how they get here, where they're from, how quickly they flee to some other site--and I thought it might be interesting to share with you a sampling o' keywords that have actually led the people to my blog.

Just as a Thursday afternoon treat.

(Except for the fact that it's Wednesday.)

• "his bra"--in quotes
• buttpenis--all one word
• cheesy way to say i love you--and why was this person looking for the cheesy ways, not, say, the sincere ways. That will forever be a mystery. (Or will it, dear reader?)
• fat stick figure
• i threw out my shoulder--ah, I remember that. First day with the Wii. Good times. I wonder if they found what they needed in my post?
  
• i threw out my shoulders
• kc chiefs t-shirt from urban outfitters
• mammograph photo boob
• take off his bra--which makes me wonder why he had one on. And why it was so tricky to remove it that he had to google a solution
• tori spelling cleavage 2004--a mediocre year for the Ms. Spelling, methinks
  
• where to buy heirloom tomatoes in kansas city

And the post popular--any variation on Auden's poem, "Funeral Blues," the results of which I'm sure did help them score mightily on their critical analysis paper.

But apparently, I will be blogging about that more often . . .