13 Things I Could Give Up For Lent

1. Red meat.
2. All meat but fish.
3. Meat.
4. Caffeine. (Now, who's talking silly.)
5. Sweets. (That would be me. Hello!)
6. Beer.
   
7. TV.
8. Craziness. In general.
   
9. Not calling my family. (Which would probably mean more 6, 7, 11, and 12?)
10. Leaving bitchy, whiny comments on people's blogs.
11. Bitching.
12. Whining.
13. Whoring.